Apple Invests In Didi, Gets A Share Of My Chinese Driver Matthias

Matthias

“You have didi?”

That was asked by Matthias, my driver of many years during my times in Bejing, China. A few weeks ago, Matthias picked me up at Beijing’s airport, and I was shocked. During my times in China, locals of the female persuasion had taught me that in Beijing slang, “didi” stands for the male appendage, and now my formerly trusted driver wanted to know whether I had one?

“Excuse me? Shenme?

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