The girls of the 2014 Tokyo Auto Salon in 33 exclusive pictures

At car shows around the world, it is becoming the custom to behave as if the babes in the booths are product specialists, here only to fulfill the desire for raw data. This trend has yet to reach the Tokyo Auto Salon, where hot pants have not been replaced by pant suits, and where sex is as much an important ingredient as horse power and outrageous designs.

At car shows around the world, it is becoming the custom to behave as if the babes in the booths are product specialists, here only to fulfill the desire for raw data. This trend has yet to reach the Tokyo Auto Salon, where hot pants have not been replaced by pant suits, and where sex is as much an important ingredient as horse power and outrageous designs.

Please proceed to our 33 picture gallery, and a virtual tour of the best models of the Tokyo Auto Salon. Give them a few seconds to load …

Nevertheless, diversity is being upheld. There are the sultry, leather-clad types, perfect for “Explode Racing.”

Nevertheless, diversity is being upheld. There are the sultry, leather-clad types, perfect for “Explode Racing.”


 

Commercial break:: The girls of the 2015 Tokyo Auto Salon are here.


 

Then, there are the cute types.

Then, there are the cute types.

We are in Japan, the land of big eyes and cute kawaii-culture. Cute kawaii dominates the show, in a submissive-aggressive kind of way. Standard pose ichi ban.

We are in Japan, the land of big eyes and cute kawaii-culture. Cute kawaii dominates the show, in a submissive-aggressive kind of way. Standard pose ichi ban.

Standard pose ni ban.

Standard pose ni ban.

Standard pose san ban.

Standard pose san ban.

Despite the raunchy and loud atmosphere, Japanese politeness is being maintained. Photographer bows to the girls.

Despite the raunchy and loud atmosphere, Japanese politeness is being maintained. Photographer bows to the girls.

And the girls return the compliments to photographer-san.

And the girls return the compliments to photographer-san.

Ladies on stage are always a guarantee for big crowds. No ladies are a guarantee for no crowds.

Ladies on stage are always a guarantee for big crowds. No ladies are a guarantee for no crowds.

Big cars make the girls look smaller. Or v.v.

Big cars make the girls look smaller. Or v.v.

Girl next booth type.

Girl next booth type.

Trouble ticket type.

Trouble ticket type.

Some photographers have to be told where to aim the camera.

Some photographers have to be told where to aim the camera.

With such a small target, good aim is essential.

With such a small target, good aim is essential.

It is a myth that all Japanese girls are skinny blackheads.

It is a myth that all Japanese girls are skinny blackheads.

Kiddie porn: At an early age, children are being seduced with toy cars.

Kiddie porn: At an early age, children are being seduced with toy cars.

Three days of posing can give you a headache.

Three days of posing can give you a headache.

Not to worry: There are nurses in the house.

Not to worry: There are nurses in the house.

Take a break.

Take a break.

Put on a padded coat, and have a bento box for lunch.

Put on a padded coat, and have a bento box for lunch.

Then, it’s back to action!

Then, it’s back to action!

When you sell boring LEDs like this business, you have to come up with less to attract a crowd.

When you sell boring LEDs like this business, you have to come up with less to attract a crowd.

At lot less.  But then, what’s there to hide?

At lot less. But then, what’s there to hide?

THAT much.

THAT much.

The next day, the ladies are gone, and the crowds have dispersed. So sex doesn’t sell? Liars.

The next day, the ladies are gone, and the crowds have dispersed. So sex doesn’t sell? Liars.

The booth next to the LED merchants has the counter piece to near-naked kawaii girls: They call her the “Alpha Female.”

The booth next to the LED merchants has the counter piece to near-naked kawaii girls: They call her the “Alpha Female.”

This is a customer-oriented society, and some men go for that.

This is a customer-oriented society, and some men go for that.

Off-camera, the Alpha Female can be quite charming, and feminine.

Off-camera, the Alpha Female can be quite charming, and feminine.

After a short rest, it’s back to work.

After a short rest, it’s back to work.

But in general, this is as racy as it gets.

But in general, this is as racy as it gets.

And mostly, it’s staged for the media.

And mostly, it’s staged for the media.

Because officially, this is what the show is all about.

Because officially, this is what the show is all about.

With fresh masses of auto-otaku, their hearts going waku-doki, are pouring into the Tokyo Auto Salon (it goes until Sunday January 12,) we say “jayne” (that’s “see you later” in Japanese). Until next year!

With fresh masses of auto-otaku, their hearts going waku-doki, are pouring into the Tokyo Auto Salon (it goes until Sunday January 12,) we say “jayne” (that’s “see you later” in Japanese). Until next year!